What do you often eat for your breakfast?
Usually just drink coffee but bacon and eggs when I do eat breakfast
What would be your first question to the people of Antarctica?
You do realize there is more out there?
Which super power do you like to have and why?
The power to absorb someone else's super power. I would then go to Chuck Norris' house first
If I take a look inside your refrigerator what would I find?
fruits, veggies, milk, cheese, lunchmeat, mountain dew, dr pepper
If you found yourself in a bohemian country and were stranded, you could only take one of these three things what would it be and why? A Pencil, a monkey, or a unrestrainable desire to chase after red objects.
Monkey... enough said.
Do you speak with your dog?
don't have one. but I will speak to yours
Do you like jerry or Tom?
Whoever made these questions obviously favors Jerry, because everybody knows its Tom & Jerry. The question writer wrote Jerry first, therefore, I say Tom, the underdog.
How would you react if you are transformed into a fish?
Is that in or out of water? In water, I would find a seahorse to hang out with, cause they are cool. Out of water, I would find the nearest water, then find a seahorse to hang out with.
Do you install toilet paper so that you pull from the top or the bottom of the roll?
Bottom, if I install it at all.
If you could choose to be any food, what would it be?
ramen noodles...that works on so many levels
Big Mac's or Whoppers?
Whopper, with McDonald's fries
Is Elvis really dead?
I watched a documentary about this once, it was awesome
If you could speak to one type of animal, what would it be?
Cat, so I could take over the world
Decaf or regular?
regular
Snow or sun?
Sun
Beef or chicken?
beef
Pop or soda?
soda. Whats pop?
shaken or stirred?
shaken. I'm positive, I googled it
Dog or cat?
Dog
Favorite Sundae topping?
don't eat Sundaes
You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
Is this a test? First, I don't walk to work. Second, dogs don't drown they swim. Third, I can't ever remember seeing a canal on the side of any street. Also, my boss didn't say I would get fired if I was late for work. Do I win?
What is your quirkiest habit and how long have you had it?
I usually sleep wearing whatever clothes I had on that day
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
no, I checked wikipedia
How do you feel about carrots?
I don't care much for normal carrots. Baby carrots though I could eat them until I turn orange. That really happens, google it!
If you had to pick one color to wear for the rest of your life, what would it be?
black
What is the color of your toothbrush?
blue, awesome blue
What is your favorite smell?
the smell of opening a new electronic device from a factory or opening a new hard drive in the sliver bag
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a piece of cheese?
no, sounds boring though