Jesus Culture Team

What do you often eat for your breakfast?
Normally, cereal.

What would be your first question to the people of Antarctica?
Why? And the second, Why?

Which super power do you like to have and why?
Control over fire and indestructibility. I am a pyromaniac by heart!

If I take a look inside your refrigerator what would I find?
Food. Air, and whatever else may be growing in there.

If you found yourself in a bohemian country and were stranded, you could only take one of these three things what would it be and why? A Pencil, a monkey, or a unrestrainable desire to chase after red objects.
A pencil, do defend myself if I see any monkeys, flying or not.

Do you speak with your dog?
Try, she understands me just as much as I understand her.

Do you like jerry or Tom?
Niswander or Thompson???

How would you react if you are transformed into a fish?
I don’t think my new mental sate would be big enough to give any different reaction than any other fish would.

Do you install toilet paper so that you pull from the top or the bottom of the roll?
I install it on its side… so the question is, left or right?

If you could choose to be any food, what would it be?
Cheese, it goes good with almost anything.

Big Mac's or Whoppers?
Whoppers

Is Elvis really dead?
Unless someone has raised him from the dead.

If you could speak to one type of animal, what would it be?
A Dolphin. They have a bigger brain than I do, so at least it would be an intelligent conversation.

Decaf or regular?
Why would you drink coffee without caffeine?

Snow or sun?
Both

Beef or chicken?
Chicken

Pop or soda?
Soda, ...pop goes the weasel.

shaken or stirred?
Depends

Dog or cat?
Dog

Favorite Sundae topping?
Caramel

You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
Pull the dog out and make it to work on time. You never said that I hadn’t left early.

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
Yes

How do you feel about carrots?
They are good.

If you had to pick one color to wear for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Black

What is the color of your toothbrush?
Blue and while.

What is your favorite smell?
Apple pie

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a piece of cheese?
Yes, and I would be loved by all but Darren.