Jesus Culture Team

What do you often eat for your breakfast?
Lately I've been eating oatmeal.

Which super power do you like to have and why?
Flying, no question.

If I take a look inside your refrigerator what would I find?
too much to say.

If you found yourself in a bohemian country and were stranded, you could only take one of these three things what would it be and why? A Pencil, a monkey, or a unrestrainable desire to chase after red objects.
A pencil. No reason.

Do you speak with your dog?
I despise dogs, so no dog.

Do you like jerry or Tom?
tom. though jerry niswander is a nice guy.

How would you react if you are transformed into a fish?
i would drown.

Do you install toilet paper so that you pull from the top or the bottom of the roll?
top. always. bottom is ridiculous and unthinkable.

If you could choose to be any food, what would it be?
a human. assuming you're a cannibal.

Big Mac's or Whoppers?
neither. no red meat for me.

Is Elvis really dead?
yes.

If you could speak to one type of animal, what would it be?
birds. "what's up bird."

Decaf or regular?
regular for sure.

Snow or sun?
either, as long as it's not one for the rest of my life.

Beef or chicken?
chicken.

Pop or soda?
Neither

shaken or stirred?
shaken

Dog or cat?
neither

Favorite Sundae topping?
ice cream.

You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
pretend i didn't see the dog and keep walking. eventually i'll forget about it. no?

What is your quirkiest habit and how long have you had it?
germ obsession. is that a habit?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
yes.

How do you feel about carrots?
they've never done anything to cross me.

If you had to pick one color to wear for the rest of your life, what would it be?
flesh tone.

What is the color of your toothbrush?
white soniccare with a grey ring on the brush part. (my wife's has a purple ring)

What is your favorite smell?
coffee

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a piece of cheese?
nope