Random Questions

• What do you often eat for your breakfast?
  I usually have a cup of Starbucks French Roast out of the French Press with a little bit of Coffee Mate Hazelnut Creamer.
• What would be your first question to the people of Antarctica?
  What do you do in Antarctica?
• Which super power would you like to have and why?
  Invisibility, because sometimes I would like to be places without having to be places if that makes sense.
• If I take a look inside your refrigerator what would I find?
  You would find all kinds of exciting things. My fridge always has way too much food in it.
• If you found yourself in a bohemian country and were stranded, you could only take one of these three things what would it be and why? A Pencil, a monkey, or an unrestrainable desire to chase after red objects.
  Definitely a monkey, because I have always wanted to own a monkey.
• Do you speak with your dog?
  I do speak with my Dog. His name is Binx and my wife is convinced that one day he is going to talk back.
• Do you like Jerry or Tom?
  Jerry is the man.
• Do you install toilet paper so that you pull from the top or the bottom of the roll?
  From the top!
• If you could choose to be any food, what would it be?
  I would be a steak so I can eat myself.
• Big Mac's or Whoppers?
  Neither. Those things will kill you.
• Is Elvis really dead?
  I think so. I had a dream once that I raised a guy named Elvis from the dead after he got in a car accident.
• If you could speak to one type of animal, what would it be?
  I would speak to birds. They would call me bird man.
• Decaf or regular?
  Starbucks Regular.
• Snow or sun?
  Both.
• Beef or chicken?
  Beef.
• Pop or soda?
  Soda, I was born in California not Wisconsin.
• Shaken or stirred?
  Shake it!
• Dog or cat?
  My dog eats cats.
• Favorite Sundae topping?
  Hot fudge.
• You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
  I save the dog and get on the news for doing it and when they interview me I drop a promo for my work which inspires my boss to give me a raise and a promotion.
• What is your quirkiest habit and how long have you had it?
  I play the steering wheel drums like a crazy person and I've been doing it since I started driving.
• Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
  No. You never hear a Jr. Higher brag about having facial hair and then show off their eyebrows.
• How do you feel about carrots?
  I have no problem with carrots.
• If you had to pick one color to wear for the rest of your life, what would it be?
  Black.
• What is the color of your toothbrush?
  Silver and white.
• What is your favorite smell?
  My wife.
• Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a piece of cheese?
  No, but I am now.