Random Questions

• What do you often eat for your breakfast?
  Cereal- 2 bowls
• Which super power would you like to have and why?
  Flying, nothing could be better than that
• If I looked inside your refrigerator, what would I find?
  Mustard
• If you found yourself in a bohemian country and were stranded, you could only take one of these three things what would it be and why? A Pencil, a monkey, or an unrestrainable desire to chase after red objects.
  A Monkey: Everyone needs a companion
• Do you speak with your dog?
  Yes, his name is Duke, how could you not talk to him with a name like that
• Do you like Jerry or Tom?
  The Mouse, I can't remember who was who
• How would you react if you are transformed into a fish?
  Hopefully I would be transformed while I was swimming otherwise my life as a fish would be short lived
• Do you install toilet paper so that you pull from the top or the bottom of the roll?
  I like to mix it up, especially when I'm at someone else's house
• If you could choose to be any food, what would it be?
  Grapefruit, delightfully sour
• Big Mac's or Whoppers?
  Neither
• Is Elvis really dead?
  Last time I saw him, he was in a wax museum
• If you could speak to one type of animal, what would it be?
  Cats, I would tell them to stay away
• Decaf or regular?
  Regs
• Snow or sun?
  Snow
• Beef or chicken?
  Beef
• Pop or soda?
  soda pop
• Shaken or stirred?
  Stirken
• Dog or cat?
  Dog
• Favorite Sundae topping?
  oreo cookie crumbles
• You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
  Save the dog and give him to my boss
• What is your quirkiest habit and how long have you had it?
  I am quite quirckless
• Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
  Na
• How do you feel about carrots?
  Boil em, Mash em, Stick em in a Stew
• If you had to pick one color to wear for the rest of your life, what would it be?
  Grey
• What is the color of your toothbrush?
  Pink... that's weird
• What is your favorite smell?
  Old Car
• Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a piece of cheese?
  Na